fap\ on\ it

fap\ on\ it
1. (fap on it) (9086↑, 2056↓)
Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.

2. (fap on it) (64↑, 25↓)
When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes. The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.

Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it. * fapfapfapfapfap* Jim: Nah fuck that bitch Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it. *fapfapfapfapfapfap* Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv

Author: sergeant-assclown http://fap-on-it.urbanup.com/6009786
3. (fap on it) (49↑, 14↓)
To masturbate prior to making a decision involving women. "Fap" comes from the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation popularized on the internet via web forums. When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.

Bro 1: I'm not sure I want to drop $40 tonight on drinks with Jen at the bar. I wanna fuck her, but I don't know if it's worth spending dough on her. Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.

4. (fap on it) (94↑, 73↓)
the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.

i'm not sure if i should text derpina better fap on it

Last updated: 2012.02.29

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